By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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aaronlopez20 4

ha i didnt know that until my gf told me

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isamisis 9

A dude that dumb shouldn't lower your bar of expectations. Cut him loose. You deserve better.

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HRBINGER0fdeath 3

If you don't want to become pregnant, use protection.

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onorexveritas 23

people who don't understand the dynamics of the human reproductive system shouldn't have sex.

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The_F3rris 11

My bf didnt know there were two different holes down there either. I swear they taught this in sex ed though.

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Scattertom 12

That's funny, I was the one to tell my girlfriend that there were two sepperate holes.

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itsBEEarOHseekay 12

My dad thought for the first few years of marriage that when women got their periods, they just peed blood for a few days. Wouldn't that be the life. He's not generally a moron, just uninformed when if comes to the opposite sex. There's a difference.

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jrayallday895 1

Maybe you two shouldn't be having sex if you're not wearing protection and he doesn't know what a ****** is. Hmmmm? Just sayin.

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rofflewaffle 9

You should still pee after so you don't get a UTI.

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