By majorlyturnedoff - 21/08/2012 03:02 - United States

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Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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Bakarra 22

Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

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clueless05 12

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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jose562 5

Don't play hide and seek with the kids anymore and you won't think about it.

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herecomestheFMLs 12

That's a lot more than just disturbing, its ****** up.

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FMLshark 12

Then this whole website must be a complete **** puddle to you, if this is "more than just disturbing".

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astralvagan 20

He's just trying to play hide and seek with your pussy.... Try to think of some witty response to retort his challenge.

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LLZNH 1

So when she orgasms he "finds" her? Not so sure how this game works!

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FMLshark 12

He's trying to find her g-spot. Sorry, that's the wittiest I can get right now.

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Kiki242 19

Hide and seek will never be the same again.

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BatGirl596 6

I feel bad for you OP maybe you should talk to him about this and he might stop?

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kailsey 5

He just thinks hes being funny.

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ohSNAPyall 26

But he's not funny, to the only person in his audience.

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bjf10 22

I'm sure he's entertaining himself...

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