By majorlyturnedoff - 21/08/2012 03:02 - United States

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Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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Bakarra 22

Only 2 acceptable uses for that phrase: 1. hide and seek 2. sadistic serial killer movie line, unfortunately sex didn't make the cut...

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clueless05 12

Tell him it would appeal to you more if he called out "Marco" so then you could call out "polo." That way you are both participating!

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Pandamonia88 9

ouch.. that's gotta be a mood killer.. duct-tape his mouth.

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brokenintopieces 5

Thats a way to ruin the mood. Guys will never understand a woman.

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fyredancer911 3

I'm worried about why hide and go seek is in any correlation with sex. What is he doing to those kids, that shouldn't happen... Little creepy to me.

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profligatesoul 18

At least he's not whispering in your ear, "Take my seed."

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fballdt16 9

That... is GENIUS!

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TheAprilWitch 21

Babysitting? Maybe more like The Shining.

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