By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 06:38 - Australia - Boondall

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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML
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Dre27 20

What's that old saying, honestly is the best policy

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annie_nk 22

Yeah because you totally did that on purpose. Shame on you for being born.

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awilliams44 9

ow. that's why having kids scares me haha

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israelnotjacob 20

Because you don't have the common sense to not drink excessively around your kids? Or do you mean ****** damage? Either way you sound like an idiot.

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Xotoolyxo 16

The truth comes out when you're drunk

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unhappycamperuk 12

am I the only person calculating how many beers I think I'd need before that sort of comment would fall out of my mouth?

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casste 6

Having children doesn't make you loose... The mother can do kegel exercises if she feels that she is, but it's not like she has her ****** the size of a baby's head.

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poisongirl708 11

I would have said "yeah but you should have just asked for some head asshole. So who's to blame now for sticking it in?"

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JohnTheLad 13

That is when you proceed to hold his favorite can of beer in-front of him and say "I'll never forgive you for what you do to my father."

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jmann8811 15

Talk about a low blow

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