By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 06:38 - Australia - Boondall

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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML
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Dre27 20

What's that old saying, honestly is the best policy

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annie_nk 22

Yeah because you totally did that on purpose. Shame on you for being born.

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JMichael 25

Should of came back and said "well you're the dumbass that knocked her up."

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Wizardo 33

"And mom has never forgiven for what you never done to her ******..."

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little_one1 14

Well OP's dad obviously did SOMETHING to it. Otherwise OP would not be able to give us this FML to enjoy.

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TheImaginarySong 16

I love the stuff people say when they're drunk. Tell him it was his fault OP.

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worldclassrager 39

The natural birth is normal...I take it we would have preferred you to be a centurion section...

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Spark_Slicker 19

A Centurion was an officer in the Roman army. I believe the word you're looking for is Cesarean.

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xxshukakuxx 9

You could've just said C-section. That's a valid medical term to use.

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Harpy20 24

But then he probably would have never learned that it's cesarean and not centurion.

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ZY1431 24

well I hope he knows he truly to blame

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aut5413 10

It isn't your fault that your dad didn't know how to pull out

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saidoh_fml 26

Yes, because pulling out is the way to go.

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