By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 06:38 - Australia - Boondall

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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML
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Dre27 20

What's that old saying, honestly is the best policy

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annie_nk 22

Yeah because you totally did that on purpose. Shame on you for being born.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You should've told him don't be angry at the bullet when you fired the shot.

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Jebitesevsi 11

It's his own fault for not wrapping it.

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Unlucky1232 20

remind him your existence is his fault so it's actually what HE did

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blacklightening 11

I wish my parent's did this to me. it would be some funny not to mention all the comebacks I could make. but don't take it to seriously, he is drunk after all

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