By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 06:38 - Australia - Boondall

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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML
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Dre27 20

What's that old saying, honestly is the best policy

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annie_nk 22

Yeah because you totally did that on purpose. Shame on you for being born.

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Ukeee_X 19

To be honest... Vaginas can go exactly back to normal after birth (if there's no tearing or it's well repaired) if the mother does PF exercises. Speaking from experience of being with a women after child birth. So it could have been prevented, child birth isn't the end of a snug ******. However, that sucks that your drunken father said that. Probably hurts your mother more though

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mxij 13

Well, can you really blame him? It went from nice and tight to fitting a massive head

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AlwaysWatching 27

Oh... I thought OP's dad meant something else DX.

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RedPillSucks 31

Send him some pamphlets for penis enlargement

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sanecatlady 13

Well, it wasn't *your* decision to be born, so screw him. Seriously, your drunkard dad needs help.

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therealjc_fml 14

you should have said "you started it"

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Muttley9 13

Some things are just too stupid to live with. If she really wanted to tighten things back up she could have done Kegel execercises to tone those muscles again. So tell him to look that up and stop blaming you.

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Ukeee_X 19

Pelvic floor exercises make it more pleasurable for women. Increasing muscle strength and control makes orgasms so much easier and better! Everybody should do them. Even men. Though it could be cosmetic/confidence.

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