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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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By NotSoComfortable - 17/12/2015 09:10 - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine

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Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Friday 12 July 2013 2:46

Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?

samabomination 19

Friday 12 July 2013 2:46

Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.

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ABadGynecologist 5

Friday 12 July 2013 6:47

Silver lining, he thinks you're pretty

NoMore_CoolNames 14

Friday 12 July 2013 6:50

well, a job is a job. Right?

devilkazama 9

Friday 12 July 2013 7:03

Just learn how to market yourself. You probably already have the skills, you just need to show them properly.

meso222 8

Friday 12 July 2013 7:15

To everyone commenting about how bad of a parent the father is: Daughter: complain complain complain, theres no jobs and i have no money. Father: The **** bussiness is booming. "While reading morning paper" Duaghter: i think il keep looking. "Leaves room" Father: thought so "continues reading paper" Sounds like he was either joking or just aiming to get OP to stop complaining.

Cristianma 13

Friday 12 July 2013 7:39

Dang I feel sorry that he would say something like that to you.

ryan1268 18

Friday 12 July 2013 7:41

Is you dad wanting you too thats a bit creepy...

MissBoo111 21

Friday 12 July 2013 8:09

Even though that is a pretty disgusting thing to say to your daughter (at least in the way it sounds) it is for the most part true, a new boy is born everyday and It's pretty much guaranteed he will seek out some "inspiration" at some point! ;) but hey I hope your dad was at least using sarcasm OP! Good luck with the job hunting!

KingFappington 10

Friday 12 July 2013 8:32

Lol. As ****** up as that is, your dad is pretty funny

ThePaul007 14

Friday 12 July 2013 8:32

I... I am kind of disturbed.

iDo7a 9

Friday 12 July 2013 11:13

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