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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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So, it is not immoral ?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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By NotSoComfortable - 17/12/2015 09:10 - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine

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Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Friday 12 July 2013 2:46

Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?

samabomination 19

Friday 12 July 2013 2:46

Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.

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babyblueyes 27

Friday 12 July 2013 11:42

He's got a point!

rokolodo 10

Friday 12 July 2013 14:49

Ur dad is an earhole!! What a dumbass! F! I went to like 15 interviews before I got my first job that I wanted. Guess what? It's all about your presentation, your employer has 20 min to know if he hires you or the other 20 applicants. Present yourself better, speak clearly and honestly. Gudluk

newyorkcityguy 9

Friday 12 July 2013 15:23

Maybe if you actually had a ******* job he wouldn't make such a remark. FML but YDI.

Thorzix 23

Friday 12 July 2013 19:25

Not like she aint looking for one...stfu.

soapmactavish82 8

Friday 12 July 2013 15:55

The sad part is, one day this will be acceptable and at that point I will build a rocketship because I won't want to live on this planet anymore

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Friday 12 July 2013 16:28

What the ****!? One of the worst, creepiest fathers ever!

icepick23 12

Friday 12 July 2013 16:58

At least you're hot...

simoncat 11

Friday 12 July 2013 18:32

Actually, it's not. With the advent of YouPorn, PornEagle and other free Internet sites, most **** companies are shutting down. Digital Playground laid off (pun semi intended) a quarter of their staff in 2010. Vivid has slowed production. The list is longer than...well, longer than Evan Stone at least.

lowshadows 21

Friday 12 July 2013 19:31

believe it or not, **** is stable enough to survive a depression lol.

colvindj 22

Friday 12 July 2013 21:04

He has a point. . . still pretty ****** up though.

Uniqueview 2

Friday 12 July 2013 23:29

Does your dad really have so little faith in you? I mean, how many job rejections have you gotten?

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