Animals: Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my... - FML

By A - 09/02/2012 06:37 - United States

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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Self-defeating move

By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 00:00

Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML

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sorandomgirl 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 12:01

Ouch! That's cold -_-

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 12:01

I bet he was holding it in just for that moment.

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skyeyez9 24

Thursday 9 February 2012 19:09

Your dog was leaving his poop there to claim ownership of your igloo. Sort of like the kid who licks the last slice of pizza to gross others out, leaving him to get the last slice.

NightJack 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 19:56

Wow! Your dog can build an igloo?

d_unsub 12

Thursday 9 February 2012 20:16

lol

Wolvander88 19

Thursday 9 February 2012 21:08

talk about house-warming.

Franklin24 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 21:39

You made em a new dog house or should I say out house

legresley85 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:05

He probably thought you built him an outhouse. How nice of you :).

wriptidez 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:18

retard parents

petra84 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:32

At least frozen poop is easy to clean...

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:33

Shit happens

pagullarka 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:33

Double Ouch!

PenisJam 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:38

Sounds like you did a shitty job

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