By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings. ... Profit!

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gc327072 30

Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!

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RedPillSucks 31

You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings. ... Profit!

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MrsPegg 45

There's the "Blue Dog" by George Rodrigue, and now there's OP's "Brown dog". Instant fame OP, instant fame. lol

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thrifting 18

Once when I was very young, I gave my aptly named cat, Spastic, some milk and he had explosive diarrhea all over the walls.

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w_introuble 25

Dogs, sometimes they're just too smart. Hope your dog will lose the interest in doing that.

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klovemachine 24

I'm glad my puppy doesn't do that :-)

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niftyismybitch 21

cover your walls with canvas and pass it off as art.

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gc327072 30

Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!

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graceinsheepwear 33

Pepper spray.

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happysmile987 24

Ouch. I can already feel the pain...

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Hahaha that's so funny! My dog likes to scoot his butt-hole across the carpet. I imagine it's similar to that. Animals are hilarious!

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gimmicksz 9

Oo yea poop everywhere is hilariouss :D -__-

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ElizabethNL93 20

Doesn't that mean that it has worms or something? Ick.

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graceinsheepwear 33

It may mean it has to have its anal glands expressed.

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challan 19

First thought is that your dog has worms or needs his anal glands done. That stinks, Op. Literally.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

.....anal glands? I don't think I could handle that.

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ShyAnn29 14

18, yeah sometimes dogs need to have their anal glands drained.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

That sounds horrible for both the dog and the owner. The things we do for pets!

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Andyournameis 16

No need to repaint the walls brown. someones done it for you

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briel1995 11

My dog enjoys backing up to trees and thorny rose bushes to poop while on walks. It's a real pain in the ass if you know what I mean. FYL

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