Animals: Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my... - FML

By A - 09/02/2012 06:37 - United States

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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Self-defeating move

By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 00:00

Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML

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sorandomgirl 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 12:01

Ouch! That's cold -_-

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 12:01

I bet he was holding it in just for that moment.

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IPoopedOnU 12

Friday 10 February 2012 4:22

He wanted to make it warm inside... :)

srs26 9

Friday 10 February 2012 5:08

Today I spent 3 hours building an igloo is an FML all by itself.

sweettpie129 11

Friday 10 February 2012 6:17

DONT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!

bubo_fml 10

Friday 10 February 2012 21:03

Wait til it freezes...It'll make a great substitute hockey puck!

Rxoxdx 0

Friday 10 February 2012 22:39

When I read this I imagined this and loled

Jiplo 18

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:09

hey, thats what air freshener is for, right?

BunnyGoesRawr247 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:29

Why not just pick it up with a baggie and put some clean snow over the dirty part?

datguyuno 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:27

1- ICEE what you did there

mslaughter 0

Friday 17 February 2012 15:37

haha I like the idea that dogs shit on nice and clean things like laundry xD too bad imagine germaphobe and whenever my dog would shit on my clothes I would be down a garment on my already small pile of clothes that I wear

arandomthot5 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:11

Haha win

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