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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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Sunday 18 November 2012 19:12

You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.

obnum 19

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:16

Please tell me that was sarcasm...

Comments

sarahblayke 10

Monday 19 November 2012 2:27

Lol she is stupid

mentalkayse 7

Monday 19 November 2012 2:29

You should know better than to try to teach a woman maths. Unless it's measuring ingredients to make a sandwich.

Meow_Bitches 7

Monday 19 November 2012 2:35

Why would she cry? Dramatic much? And wow, she's not worth it anyway...

mosquito19 14

Monday 19 November 2012 2:36

isn't that a bunch guys circle around one girl thingy?

RosenT1990 9

Monday 19 November 2012 3:00

I think the whole accusation of you making up an imaginary game is a bit ridiculous, but you didn't happen to act like a condescending jerk while trying to teach her, did you?

RosenT1990 9

Monday 19 November 2012 3:18

I think the whole accusing you of making up an imaginary game is ridiculous, but you weren't acting like a complete condescending jerk while trying to teach her, were you?