Animals and Health: Today, after keeping myself awake coughing for 2 hours, I finally... - FML

By racello13 - 30/03/2017 11:27

Today, after keeping myself awake coughing for 2 hours, I finally drifted off. My cat apparently thought I'd died, and gave me CPR. Now I have claw marks on my chest, and I'm still awake. FML

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racello13 32

Thursday 30 March 2017 1:04

Hey, this is mine! The whole time I've been sick, said cat has been sleeping on my chest/face. Can't cough if you can't breathe, right?

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darshini_ii 24

Wednesday 29 March 2017 20:04

The cat cares. You're lucky. Ask other cat owners.

species4872 19

Wednesday 29 March 2017 18:46

I can sympathize with that. Just went through that coughing shit, but no claw marks, however the resident very fat cat usually jumps on the bed when I'm just drifting off. Wouldn't be so bad except we have a waterbed and it's like a tsunami when she lands.

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Angela Ogdie 8

Thursday 10 August 2017 3:47

The cat may have been trying to heal you with its purrs.

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