Intimacy: Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house...

By CmS_1733 - 11/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Pottsville

Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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Priorities

By MacBook - 14/05/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML

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Great joke Dad, thanks

By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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Friday 12 February 2016 8:59

Well it's better then walking in on them.

cebsvt 14

Friday 12 February 2016 9:01

Don't come knockin when the trailer's rockin

Comments

peteto818 28

Friday 12 February 2016 10:07

Maybe call before you drop by to see what they're up to since you don't live together anymore.

amsterdamgirl 20

Friday 12 February 2016 10:41

eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!

snarkytruth 37

Friday 12 February 2016 11:04

Not enough soap in the world to wash those words and imagery out of your brain

CheekyRaccoon 27

Friday 12 February 2016 12:57

Aww man, your dad was balls deep with the nuts hanging out and was just about to bust all kinds of gaiiinz in some sweet sugar walls.

kowsee 22

Friday 12 February 2016 13:01

They have plenty of time to be doing it, id be busting his nuts about not enjoying the unexpected visit. But honestly, he probably only wanted to see your reaction more than anything :P

salamancer 11

Friday 12 February 2016 13:26

Thanks for that image dad

vikky538 28

Friday 12 February 2016 14:11

You got the picture didn't you??

Seeya55 31

Friday 12 February 2016 14:43

Always call! Always! You'd appreciate it too if you had an SO over and they just decided to drop by! They may be your parents, but they're people too!

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 12 February 2016 15:59

Why is everybody saying you have to call first? Couldn't dad just, ya',know, not open the door? I'm assuming OP didn't just let themselves in unannounced, and if they did that's a whole 'nother problem. But if you knock and someone answers, it's kind of assuming it's ok to visit.

Redgy22 26

Friday 12 February 2016 22:38

It's rude to just drop by unannounced. Everyone I know realizes this & always calls first. Even if I'm home, don't answer the door & they have a key- always call first. If I don't answer the call or the door, then by all means, come in & check on me. Only salesmen/bible thumpers knock on my door now so it's easy to know if I should answer it or not. & only stupid ones who can't read my "no soliciting" sign. But yeah, your right about Dad. He definitely shouldn't have stopped & answered the door. At the very least he could have just said it wasn't a good time.