By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Luckster 0

Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!

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whitecloud197 0

ohh man . hope you got 911 on speed dial !

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Yousuck24 21

Let her kill her, problem solved! No stalkers!

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Herropreez17 0

Yea.... call the cops.... and get a gun....

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shadowolf1120 8

if you own a gun, now is the time to try it out!!!! haha jk jk jk

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DeadxManxWalking 27

she wants to kill her loved one?. o.o

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beastvm 0

Id be flattered if someone wanted me so bad that it drove them to the thought of suicide an or muder :)

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PrimeStarscream 30

Restraining order.

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Christianrules 1

Tell her: I choose the first one" : p

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