Love: Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the...

By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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You deserved it 4 120

By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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You deserved it 3 482

By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 01:58

Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML

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You deserved it 339

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 9:23

Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!

bladelix3 1

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:22

ummm she needs to seek help

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fallingstarsxox 8

Friday 23 September 2011 2:30

Call the cops

ZielZone 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:47

Hand her a bullet and a cup of coffee. Then lock the door.

foxfur 25

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:38

COPS ARE UR BEST BET MAN

zkastl 1

Friday 4 November 2011 1:43

Dude, I am in the same exact place. U.U

Irakli_1 27

Friday 3 February 2012 19:51

choose herself, it's always the right choice!!!

SaintComet 3

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:54

You lucky bastard I'd kill for a girl like that fffuuuuuuu Reminds me of mirai nikki... ( future diary )

babe7260 30

Monday 2 April 2012 16:06

Wtf is wrong with these sick broads??!

aquaman95 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:25

ring... ring.. hello id like to speak to the police its an emergency

iwishicould 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 5:42

Geez this has a lot if comments!!! Hide all day and all night!!

zonkeymaker 14

Monday 1 October 2012 22:45

Kill her!!!

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Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML

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Today, after finally coming to terms with using insulin for my diabetes, and facing another eye surgery to correct my vision so I can do my job, I found out I have to have a melanoma removed from my foot. I'm 54. FML

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Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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Today, I got my lady bits waxed for my man with a little heart-shaped landing strip. Later, as he removed my panties, he crinkled his nose and stated, "It looks like Donald Trump." FML

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Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

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Today, I went down to my congresscritter's office to deliver some paperwork. Somehow, I'd forgotten the pocketknife I kept on me for hiking, from four years ago, back when I could walk consistently. The security guards were kind enough not to laugh at me, at least. FML

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