Intimacy: Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex,...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 12:01 - United States

Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Friday 8 October 2010 19:11

That man is full of WIN.

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:14

so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.

Comments

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:53

oh my god shut up! these aren't even fmls anymore!

niknik2014 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 6:38

wwwwoooooowwwwww......lmfao

biskitbukit 7

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:13

Wow, your life really is f*cked isn't it? please! that's not even bad at all.

Alexis31609 9

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:17

lmfao. xD this is just gold.

faithfulangel 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:30

why are you complaining? he was just being funny. lighten up. be happy that you are with a guy who can make you laugh if you would allow it.

megannnchristine_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:52

haha that's really funny :)!

Herboski1315 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:28

Did it work?

brittybee 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:29

that is pretty much amazing!

meowcow 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:33

he should have slapped your face with it for having no sense of humor

Andynator7 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:05

i concur dog G home

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