By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

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Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
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ellisp1 15

Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.

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sohigh10 34

Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be

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nicoleeeee_94 10

wow. I hope she's an ex now... so not cool of your brother either! you'll find someone so much better who will be loyal to you!

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LARC_UoGuelph 8

Your brother is a dick and should not use it on your girlfriend.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

There won't be a next time, because you'll hopefully dump that bitch and cut that backstabbing ************ you have for a brother out of your life.

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Bibblejomin 18

Yeah, you'll knock alright. Knock his ******* head against a wall so hard that he can't speak right for the next decade.

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thejokingguy13 12

I read this and got extremely pissed, thanks @op

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MrZed_fml 11

Well? Knock him out next time you see him

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Rty 12

I don't know about you but if my brother did that he would have the living shit kicked out of him.

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Coolercatthanyou 6

Hurts right in the gut, OP. Im sorry you have to feel that.

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WellCrap5189 11

Is your brother a twin? She may have just gotten confused? ;)

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Regisord413 10

OP's username is Lil Bro. Yeah, I'm sure they're definitely twins.

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