By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

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Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
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ellisp1 15

Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.

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sohigh10 34

Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be

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cornyrob 33

So, it took many months for your brother to make your girlfriend ******? They must've been persistent. How long does it take you to accomplish that feat?

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tounces7 27

She's probably a major bitch, and it was the idea of cheating on you that got her off so easily. Some people are just like that.

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tiredofwaiting 25

You mean ex girlfriend? Wow that is really shitty. Hopefully you will find someone more loyal to you.

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htownpostman 16

Next time? How can there be a next time when you just caught her cheating?!

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Atromus 13

"knock" better be followed by "him out"

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K_nightlight 19

Sh is not worth having. and your brother clearly doesnt have your best interests in mind.

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pepeneki 15

Knock him out and have sex his girlfriend/wife if he has one

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