Miscellaneous: Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street...

By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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AkshaySauce 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:36

At least you're hot

gingerrrr88 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:36

Take it as a compliment?

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Jiinxx 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:02

"dad, how'd you meet mum?" "well, son, she was incapable of using her own driveway..." sounds like it could be a good story, OP. :D

asiancosmo 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:15

THAT'S AWESOME!!!

jojimugo 20

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:23

Maybe it's just me but sometimes I feel like an ending is required, like maybe am single and will date him or sorry am married .

Liiam_fml 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:28

Hook in!

Kyrst4Life 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:43

How is that an fml besides you needing a new parking spot?

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:52

OP why are you irked? It isn't your property...besides sounds like they like you. This sounds like the makings of a love story! :D I wish this would happen to me

zack11289 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:55

I thought compliments were a good thing

_overandout_ 10

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:57

Ooh, I sense a beginning of a romantic comedy :) A somewhat creepy beginning, but still ..

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 22 May 2012 10:40

Who would park in someone's driveway?? Especially if the home isn't vacant..

lenluigi 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 10:58

what's so bad about that? I can just imagine his fml, Today, after watching this girl park in my driveway everyday I finally left a note asking her to stop parking in my driveway, I also complimented her and asked her if she was singe, *the rest is up to you OP, maybe it might not be a fml?*