Miscellaneous: Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street...

By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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AkshaySauce 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:36

At least you're hot

gingerrrr88 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:36

Take it as a compliment?

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PasstheWhiskey 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:38

Trade a date for two weeks of parking

awagh666 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:48

You let him park his, he let's you park yours. Deal of the month.

snator 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:33

Or charm her so you can get it back...

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:01

76- you got the genders reversed there... She parks in his driveway and he wants to park in hers.

ifoundalaska 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 12:21

They could both be women

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 13:11

^Good point.... If that's the case OP needs to grab her video camera and make a movie. Lol

daisyismydog 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:39

You don't have your own driveway?

awagh666 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:50

No she has her own parkinG-spot.

HerrBawl 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 10:57

I see what you did there

hecallsmedarlin 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:24

^no shit? ...lol

pinkpixie06 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:39

At least he was nice about asking you not to use his driveway! Some people are so possesive of a little parking spot...

mhopper 13

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:53

It's a driveway. It's your only guaranteed parking lol

ecks51 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:30

It's not a "parking spot." It's a driveway, private property. The person was a lot nicer than I would've been.

LowLives 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 9:57

Most people would have called the cops or had her car towed away after the first day

kandi_kid69 15

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:39

Go mingle. ;D

aj_alex 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:40

It's a trap lol that's funny whoever said that. Screw that not fyl Ur hot what's bad about that?

failureusername 12

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:40

You should be glad OP, you got complimented and your car didn't get towed away! :D

MerrikBarbarian 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:41

This can either end very well or very badly... Only time will tell

YeaSo3 14

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:41

Umm why is this an fml.. Park somewhere else & get you a date....ONLY.if your single though!

OHai15 12

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:42

Lmao, am I the only one imagining Stifler from American Pie saying something like that??

GhettoMuzick 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:43

Heheh but doesn't everyone love a creeper? ;D

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