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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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DahkLohd 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:05

So, be happy that she didn't die?

TryptamineDreame 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:17

LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow

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Saraneth 0

Monday 14 February 2011 6:43

"Today, my boyfriends grandma died, and he guilt tripped me in to cancelling my big birthday party, that I had spent weeks organising, so he could 'mourn', and then it turns out she didn't even die. FML."

Black_Letter 19

Monday 15 August 2011 19:22

"Today, my grandson thought I died, and made his girlfriend cancel her party. I raised an idiot family. FML"

atomicbaboon 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:23

and the best part is, all those dead fish float! no problem finding them!

shayyy_12 0

Friday 24 June 2011 22:24

@82 LOL

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:30

What the hell?

tobabo101 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:09

does anyone else agree that it was a bit unfair him making his girlfriend cancel her party , it wasnt her grandmother it was HIS .

ifetayo 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:59

FHL for allowing you to tell her what to do. Since you were misinformed, it would be sad and you would be mourning, and you could've stayed at home :/

goq0123 6

Thursday 26 July 2012 23:59

You're seriously whining about your grandma being alive? You're a winner.

lemonademixer 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 2:19

At least you have a girlfriend that cares about you and your family. Plus, your grandma didn't die. You are fine.

zfchatroulette 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 21:13

You are an asshole, it wasn't her grandma so why would she have to cancel her party? "My grandma died, you're not allowed to be happy!"

nicholasj96 9

Monday 19 August 2013 20:38

Why would you make her ? Why would she listen to you ?

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Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML

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Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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Today, I was working out in the gym when a fitness trainer came up to me and said it wasn't safe to be exercising while this far along in a pregnancy. I was too ashamed to tell them that I'm not pregnant, so I went along with it. Time to find a new gym. FML

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