Health: Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few...

By Stevski - 11/09/2012 15:08 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 12:14

Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML

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**** me, I guess

By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 18:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after months of my girlfriend crying about cockroaches, I finally called and paid for an exterminator. Now she's furious at me for "making decisions for her" and she keeps pointing out that, since she owns the house, what I did was technically illegal. FML

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By Karen - 21/05/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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My little friends

By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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Bugging out

By Ernest - 30/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend won't stay over at my apartment anymore. Why? Because she saw a few roaches. Pest control comes every week and I spray every other day, so there's only so much I can about it. The worst part is now it's extremely difficult to spend time together because she lives with her mom and sister, who argue nonstop. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2020 05:02

Today, I've lived in my apartment for over 5 years with no bugs, as I'm phobic of them. I broke up with my ex, who smirked at me and declared war. I now have thousands of roaches that I can't get rid of. Coincidence? FML

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By Sarah Ellsberry - 13/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML

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By anonymous - 29/06/2016 03:11 - United States - Charlton

Today, for the third day in a row, I have been volunteered to kill and dispose of the bugs entering my apartment. I live with two "manly" men who can't use a flyswatter. FML

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By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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SilverGTP99 8

Tuesday 11 September 2012 18:51

Kill them anyway?

Welshite 39

Tuesday 11 September 2012 18:52

I don't care if they don't want cockroaches to die; I would go nuclear on those nasty creatures.

Comments

ya_momma 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 0:40

Ewh. Move the **** out.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 12 September 2012 0:42

Tell them it's the circle of life.

wellthatsukx 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 0:49

Report them!!!

thefallenqueen 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 1:10

This might sound kinda mean, but I would put some roaches in their bed so they realize how terrible the infestation is. Cuz sooner or later it WILL end up in their bed.

BeautyOfGrac3 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 2:08

Kill the ones in ur room. It's YOUR ROOM.

wvcheesehead 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 2:53

Would the vegans be missed if there were an unfortunate accident? Vegans irritate me... they are like an advanced stage of hippie.

bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 3:35

I think you accidentally write the word "advanced" somewhere. That doesn't seem right.

Hiphuray4peas 27

Wednesday 12 September 2012 3:05

True zoologists understand the idea of needing to kill an animal to study it. I say this as a zoology student who believes in animal testing and who keeps a bug collection (yes, dead ones).

bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 3:27

First of all, kill the cockroaches! -They don't pay rent -They are trespassing -They are violating your private quarters Second, don't shack up with vegans -They are evil -They deny us our basic right to eat critters that are nutricious and tasty -They think they are better than everyone else... ...actually, kill them too. I won't mind!

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 12 September 2012 3:28

This fml made me recall an 80s movie, I think it was by Stephen King called "Creepshow." It was several short movies. One was about this germophobe grouchy old man who lived alone and ended up with a severe cockroach infestation. They ended up overtaking his home and ate him. And another movie called Joes Apartment. His roaches could talk.