By Stevski - 11/09/2012 15:08 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML
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Welshite 39

I don't care if they don't want cockroaches to die; I would go nuclear on those nasty creatures.

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AzWolf 5

Buy cockroach bait and put against wall on either side of your room door. Black Flag the rest of your room around the floor/wall edges.

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OceanBlueSea 12

That would bug me...

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rightspark 7

You pay for rent and bills you can

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aaeeeooowwww 6

Line the baseboards of your room with boric acid. That should take care of the problem.

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skyeyez9 24

Have some fun and superglue the roaches to the walls and ceiling before moving out. Preferably still alive so you can see their lil legs wiggling.

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alpha951000 1

as much as that sounds like a pain. you'd probably struggle to kill them anyway.

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ravenevercross 19

Bomb the place. You are not killing them...the gas is.

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ElricMustang 23

That's like saying "Shoot at a person. You didn't kill him, the bullet did"

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Torchie 3

Putting aside health concerns, that is just outright foul! D:

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