By Bubbles_the_klut - 07/07/2015 03:21 - United States - Oswego

Today, after my boss has gotten in the habit of calling me "bubble wrap girl" at work because I'm clumsy and he claims I need to be covered in bubble wrap for my own protection, I have just probably broken two toes by dropping a hairdryer on my foot. I will never hear the end of this. FML
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Bubbles_the_klutz 9

OP here, thankfully my toes are not broken after all. And for those asking how a hair dryer could possibly do that, it's easy. The more times you break a bone, the easier it is to re-break. So no, my hair dryer is not made of concrete, I'm just fragile...

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Bubble wrap would be so fun to wear though? Like, you'd be happy wherever you went

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Lorenzo1102 21

Actually they grow stronger after they've healed for a long time. Unless they've been broken repetitively within a short time frame

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vreid 20

On the bright side your cast will protect you better than bubble wrap buaha

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Lalala579121 27

Lie and say you beat your little brother in DDR and he stomped on your foot.

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empbob 20

I'd suggest lying, then them someone dropped a 5 gallon water cooler bottle on your foot at Home Depot or something.

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worldclassrager 39

Well when the joke comes up pop a bubble or two it should relieve the stress... Everyone is a little clumsy at times don't worry about it OP

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

This is actually adorable. Some of my friends say the same about me, because I manage to hurt myself all the time (no joke, I once cut myself with a shampoo bottle) and the sentiment behind it is really cute. Sucks about your toes though, but bless. :) Bubble wrap people.

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jakeiw732 5

how the **** does a hairdryer break 2 toes?

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Nonexistentguy 7

That must be a hairdryer made a stone if it could break 2 of your toes that easily

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Iguessithappens2 11

Not trying to be mean but can you just simply be more watchful of your surroundings?

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britbrat237 14

Sounds like the ER is busy today

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msmedieval 11

Don't feel bad OP, there are lots of us clumsy people around. Embrace it :)

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