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This is probably my favourite fml yet
I hope OP explained it was only force of habit. If she didn't get a chuckle out of the situation she's not a good choice and would probably end up one of those spouses that never understands or feels empathy for the difficulties of a job in public service.
To save yourself just say "sorry ma'am, but I have to arrest you for being too beautiful"
Well, it was an accident. If she gets mad about it, she's going to get about lots of stupid things lol I wouldn't say fyl or ydi, it's actually kind of funny
Chivalry is NOT dead!
Shit man, that's hilarious.
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Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.
Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.