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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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Vandals!

By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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By confusing - 06/06/2014 19:00 - Zimbabwe

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Ouch - 23/04/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML

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By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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Joedbag 8

Monday 30 June 2014 1:20

Seriously, boot to the crotch!

feelingold 18

Monday 30 June 2014 1:20

I give that an A*

Comments

Logan_A_Caruso 16

Monday 30 June 2014 1:29

Ohh wow that ... Sucks

andiesaur 18

Monday 30 June 2014 1:30

I'm guessing it isn't salvageable, unfortunately. Is there any way you could do a cover up?

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 30 June 2014 1:37

YDI. If it was that important, you should have put it away

doodlecloud 26

Monday 30 June 2014 1:53

Uh, no. The brother is old enough to draw someone wanking so he's old enough to know he shouldn't be such a massive dick. If someone accidentally spilt coffee on it or something, then you could say that. But OP shouldn't have to hide her stuff because family members might deliberately break or spoil them. Hell, that's basically the same as blaming rape victims for not wearing enough clothing or walking alone at night. (worse crime obviously but same stupid argument)

CandyApple88 13

Monday 30 June 2014 9:04

When I was younger, I put important things away. Brother or parents would still coming into my room on a scavenger hunt, just looking for things to destroy or steal. I had saving money "eaten by cockroaches", my drinks "evaporated from the heat" .... etc etc...

cailey1234567890 24

Monday 30 June 2014 1:42

Maybe he thought that it needed his artistic touch

Cynical_1 26

Monday 30 June 2014 1:43

Does no one else find that a little creepy? Sounds like maybe your brother has some repressed sexual desires where you are concerned. FYL.

Godsofdracos 15

Monday 30 June 2014 1:57

Yep he does, it's called immaturity.

bernie81000 10

Monday 30 June 2014 2:02

Cum on man, where is you're sense of humor

Sakuraashita 15

Monday 30 June 2014 2:21

See if you can pass it off as a statement about the evolution of art from a simple stick figure to a beautiful masterpiece... Or just tell your teacher what happened and show it anyway. They can still see the picture underneath I'm assuming, so your teacher will probably understand.