Work: Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed...

By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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Vandals!

By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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By confusing - 06/06/2014 19:00 - Zimbabwe

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Ouch - 23/04/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML

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By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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Joedbag 8

Monday 30 June 2014 1:20

Seriously, boot to the crotch!

feelingold 18

Monday 30 June 2014 1:20

I give that an A*

Comments

goodylife101 2

Monday 30 June 2014 4:23

Life imitating art or art imitating life?

maag192 8

Monday 30 June 2014 4:27

Punch in the face because wow that's an asshole move!

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 June 2014 4:49

Trace it?

TogeBara 12

Monday 30 June 2014 5:45

He deserves to be beaten, with a blunt and rusty spoon, till he bleeds. Seriously though, I'd hurt him were it me.

badblaby 8

Monday 30 June 2014 6:33

That's actually really funny

TerraShadow 18

Monday 30 June 2014 6:44

It could be considered as a true masterpiece in modern standards

imani132 6

Monday 30 June 2014 6:49

Sounds like its time for payback. What social media involved sheannegins will you do?

Pandaz7 10

Monday 30 June 2014 6:50

Scrub the toilet with his toothbrush

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 30 June 2014 6:56

Next time, put stuff like that in a portfolio case or some container. Don't leave it sitting out.

Jadex64 12

Monday 30 June 2014 8:38

I would kill him

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