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By woahheylex - 25/06/2011 14:21 - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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The Wire

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 14:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML

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Hangry

By Anonymous - 08/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML

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Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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By ScaredDude - 19/05/2019 04:07

Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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Saturday 25 June 2011 19:47

Shit you got pizza why you mad?

cumverg 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:47

The joke is old, grandpa

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bigmanj28 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:26

You must live in the ghetto

WDLfootball 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:33

alright! man up, grab a gun and see what's making the noise you pussy. No need to call the cops when you don't know if it was just a box that fell

lifesucks54124 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:03

f u

pfizzle16 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:04

oh so you were STONED.

ChiFan96 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:34

That's America for ya.

ChiFan96 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:36

I did not see other comments before I posted that.

Lolpizza_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:35

only in america...

Lolpizza_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:37

i did not see any comments before me either...

iLoveBoobies21 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:46

welcome to america. lol

staychill 16

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:48

only in America.

justalilcrazy 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:53

what op is sayin is she called cops and pizza at same time. it then took cops longer to react to her call then it took pizza to be delivered.

TheMaestro 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:02

I'm sure they save the "probably bullshit" calls for after the actually important ones.

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