Work: Today, after running late for work, my boss called me into his... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, after running late for work, my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shirt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé, who works for the same organization at a different location. Employees are prohibited from dating each other. FML

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SoonFired 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:36

Wow, my first FML post. It's actually a government organization, dating is prohibited because of "Conflict of Interest." We are close to the same size physically. We both wear the middle of road medium size. In all reality, its our last names on the shirt, but it still sucks.

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monkeyspark 6

Monday 17 August 2009 20:04

Even when they work in different locations? Thats odd.

ckh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:09

that's stupid, IMO. your workplace should have no say in your personal life, assuming your personal life doesn't interfere with your work.

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Dimplez_5182 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 1:18

really sux...

inkdeath87 18

Friday 17 May 2013 4:27

Your boss shouldn't have a say in your personal life. FYL indeed.

Popopor 3

Wednesday 22 January 2014 2:07

So much for anonymous.

cwl727 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 19:32

Well what happened?

chuksnwali 34

Friday 9 May 2014 5:43

hard luck

angryo5trich 13

Thursday 5 November 2015 6:17

Tell them you're platonic roommates and your shirts must've gotten switched up

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