That is so stupid! U sould be able to date who ever u want 2!!!

ooft ouch!

Never trust a government that wants to disarm it's citizens.

What kind of Nazi organisation tells you who you can and can't date?

next time tell your boss you're getting a Tran-sex operation, and you're changing your name to Amanda XD

Lmfao. xDD

You know what really sucks? This is one of those situations where you have no idea what to say when you're caught off guard, but probably can think of a million plausible excuses when there's no pressure or time limit. (I've ordered them: Topmost is easiest to believe. Bottom one is most foolish / requires the hardest sell) --"Oh wow, I didn't notice that. I just ordered this shirt. They must have mixed up orders." --"Some of my shirts went missing so Amanda loaned me one of hers." --"I found it lying around and thought, 'hey, free shirt.'" --"It's my nickname. I never told you?" --"Oh wow, I didn't notice that. Amanda's washing machine broke down so I let her use mine. She left it there by mistake and I thought it was mine." --"HR said it was 'Shirt Swap Day.' I thought it was a dumb idea but I need the Casual Day Coupons." --"Me and Amanda are fornicating." (Followed by a gunshot to boss' head) Oh well. Hope you don't get fired.

Fornicating is not dating.

OK, anyone who would work for a domineering piece of shit company that dares to tell you what you can and can't do in your private life is a ******* idiot anyway. When are you SHEEP gonna stand up for your rights? You get pisstested, alcohol-tested, told who you can and can't ****... Land of the Free my ASS...

Tell em your least favorite co-worked (probably the one related to the boss) pulled a lame prank on you.