Kids: Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because...

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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Vickie - 18/06/2021 16:00

Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML

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By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Hunter Ferguson - 31/07/2018 13:00 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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By apparentlyweird - 28/08/2018 22:00

Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML

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Friday 12 October 2012 3:01

If that's all you did, I admire your restraint.

Zestus 19

Friday 12 October 2012 3:01

Throw him in the pool

Comments

KayanoForeverx 3

Friday 12 October 2012 3:11

Spoiled much? Our generation...

redmane 21

Friday 12 October 2012 19:42

People from other generations were spoiled, too.

S182 15

Friday 12 October 2012 21:35

Agree with 300. Granted... I wish when I was living with my parents I could make enough money to buy an IPad after saving for only a few weeks... But anyways, what makes you think he's spoiled? There is a difference between being well off and spoiled. I do not see anything in this post that leads me to believe OP is spoiled.

SakataGintoki 9

Friday 12 October 2012 3:11

What a little prick!! I'd shove his ass in there and tell him to fish it out himself. Sounds like something my friends younger brother would do. Try putting it in a bowl full of rice OP, that is if you didn't just sit there and watch it sink.

Googolman 29

Saturday 20 October 2012 0:47

At first I thought you said you would shove a fish in his ass.

extreemguy19 7

Friday 12 October 2012 3:11

This proves how spoiled this generation is.

mrsvakarian 4

Friday 12 October 2012 3:12

What a bastard.

ineslovescats 5

Friday 12 October 2012 3:13

Lil bitch

Welshite 39

Friday 12 October 2012 3:14

The reason you got grounded was not just because you called him a bastard. It was because your parents didn't want your little "brother" to know his true origins.

perdix 29

Friday 12 October 2012 3:14

I hope you bought AppleCare because you don't have ParentCare. You don't even have ParentGiveAShit.

Welshite 39

Friday 12 October 2012 3:26

Well that explains my entire childhood. I wish I'd had the option to purchase ParentCare when I was younger. Young people have it so easy nowadays; one click and automatic parental affection.

perdix 29

Friday 12 October 2012 3:42

For a few bucks more, you can buy ParentCare+, where you get all the benefits of ParentCare, plus they bring you hot girls right to your house. It sucks for girls, because your parents just bring home massive nerds.

Welshite 39

Friday 12 October 2012 5:05

Well that explains my love life too; I've just been too cheap for my own good. I'm definitely going to invest in ParentCare+.

Crankenstein_92 4

Friday 12 October 2012 3:15

Spoiled brat.

sammyjanette 17

Friday 12 October 2012 3:16

Wow, I admire you because my brother and I would have been fighting, punching, kicking, and slapping. I would have earned that grounding. What kind of spoiled evil brat throws someone's stuff away like that?