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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
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walmartpaysme 15

If that's all you did, I admire your restraint.

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Dcm210 19

That's why I'm an only child cuz I would've killed my Lil brother

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Jellyman64 0

Maybe you did, you jus don't remember it 0.o

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walmartpaysme 15

11, wow I can't believe your parents let you make that decision for them. >_>

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MalloryKnox 8

Sometimes I think I would've liked a brother or sister.. Then I read a story like this and I'm soo glad my parents stopped at just one!

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spaboolly 26

You didn't push your pregnant step-mother down the stairs, did you?

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walmartpaysme 15

My sister and I fought like crazy growing up. Now that we are both adults and don't live together, we have a decent relationship. We hang out sometimes and we are there for each other. I actually like having a sibling now.

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foxholeathiest 4

It's cause your a ginger.

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kalbrek009 20

11, you're probably an "only child" because your parents "wised up" after having such an ignorant, selfish,& overly opinionated kid like you..you kind look like that kid from "problem child" too.

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NzaHaFML 13

Oh, the "wonderful" perks of a younger sibling sometimes

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Favorite child ftw. I never did anything close to that, but whether you meant it sarcastically or not, there are quite a few perks.

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p3mguin 7

Wow bitch of a little brother, you should give him the ol sibling beating ;) spoiled kids now a days...

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Accuraxy 10

That is so ****** up:( I'm sorry OP!

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aliceperez 6

Well he's not a spoiled brat at allllll

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pennies_lane 6

should have punched him in the nuts and made getting grounded worth it

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pennies_lane 6

You're right... should have punched him in the ******!

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LifelessStars 22

kids these days are so spoiled I admit I'm a little spoiled too but seriously the kid should be happy getting a iPad at all OP I say it's time for a little ass kicking

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Bunnizlovely 1

Insurance? Warranty? That sucks:/ I would have slapped the shizz out of him

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measishouldbe 17

Warranty doesn't cover water damage for ipads or phones. Completely sucks for OP.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

I would throw him in the pool and take his iPad. He had absolutely no right to do that.

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