By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 11:45 - United States - Monroe

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
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gracehi 31

Apparently your existence has been shut down too.

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Kheasus 8

well that's one way to be off the grid...

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jennifereastman 6

how does that even happen? stupid obama hahahaha

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katie_xoxo3 16

How does that even happen?! Sorry about that OP

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KylarStern19 7

Government shutdown.

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guci101 14

I'm pretty sure that means you can't get in trouble with the cops o3o

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unixdude 9

You get an upvote simply for not blaming those nut job Republicans/Democrats.

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nishantvas 13

that's mereka for you :D

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ThaPrelude 11

That's really stupid. Gotta love the government. Messing up things one by one. Including your trip and your apparently non existent life

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ulissey_fml 22

You can call your cat Schrödinger, if that's any consolation to you.

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Sporkitude 12

That's when you walk into the Secretary of State with the letter saying you don't exist and scream "WHO'S REAL NOW, BITCHES"

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worldclassrager 39

Social security card? Would that prove it?

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