By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 11:45 - United States - Monroe

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 525
You deserved it 2 728

Same thing different taste

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Apparently your existence has been shut down too.

well that's one way to be off the grid...

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Tell them you think, therefore you are.

spyder_2172 6

Well you just listed the first two things I would stop paying, seeing as you don't exist. And i'm pretty sure you can take that paper to court and get out of pretty much any trouble.

duma191 21

you will sort it out eventually. I didn't exist for the first nine years of my life because of a hospital computer glitch but I'm okay now.

sengmeng 4

So the birthers were wrong... Obama IS a citizen, he just doesn't exist.

I think it's time to seek legal assistance OP.

It must be because of the Government Shutdown. :/ Sorry about that OP!

beautifulsoul89 11

I worked for passport information center before and they are soo crooked. I'm sorry to hear about this, you know how dumb the government really is!!! Just call the information center and speak to someone higher, like a manager to get correct information on what you need to get your passport!!! Good luck

this should demonstrate how "efficient" our government. we need small govt.!!

But there aren't enough people to find OP now.

Sorry for you OP. Paris isn't that pretty anyway if that comforts you

silassteel 2

What would René Descartes do in this situation?

Tell OP to think for themselves, probably.