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By definatelynotamurderer - 03/03/2015 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML
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starlandmarie 22

I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

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AviKerensky 17

Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"

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captainsmegma 12

Ok I'll bite. What the hell is a doppelganger.

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rayman173 2

a person who is your twin; at least a peeosn who looks scarily similiar to you.

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abNormal62 23

So you are a dead-ringer for a murder suspect?

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Omniprism 14

People are idiots. If it was you and your picture was already in the paper then you'd be in jail and not at work.

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wazzup206 7

I have the same name and appearance of a guy who killed 5 people at a party. At work i got asked by many people and they also put up the news article worst 2 weeks of my life

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dfill 3

You could just say: "oh shit!! They're on to me?!"

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dudechef 8

Just tell them it's only a family resemblance

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loawe 10

"definitely not a murderer" something a murderer would say

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duke21777 7

On the bright side, at least now you know for sure you aren't the evil twin

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coolbeansbruh 13

It's cool that you know who your doppleganger is. It's so cool it's like a twin. It would be so cool to meet them not u obviously.

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