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By definatelynotamurderer - 03/03/2015 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML
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starlandmarie 22

I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

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AviKerensky 17

Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"

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ajs1987 15

It could've been worse. If you and the murderer look that much alike, he could've accidentally confused you with his older brother.

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ajs1987 15

Growing or shaving a beard (whichever applies) would be another good option.

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joelp232 17

at least now no one will try to make you mad

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

I don't see the problem? You're obviously not the murderer?? Who cares about some stranger that 'looks' like you.

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Dirtbike_USA 10

Kinda funny that you say in your profile that eveyone here is morons when you havent read the FML, it says that 7 people have asked him if he's the guy in the newspaper. THAT'S THE PROBLEM, NITWIT

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Brandi_Faith 33

No need to be rude and call her names 20.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Okay moron, if you would have read the FML you would have saw the the seven people were from his work. Usually when you work with people you get to know them. They were more than likely joking with him. If he were the murder in the newspaper do you really think he'd be at work?

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pimpmilk69 18

see, that's when you say yes and pull out a knife with fake blood on it.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Annnnnd that's how we wind up in jail.

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wesleyc2110 22

At least the police aren't the ones asking

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HeWhoIsNameless 9

I'd say to the next one who asks, "Yes. Aren't we related?" See if they wet themselves.

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Drakestress 17

The thing that gets me is how casually people were asking you that. I mean if I saw someone I thought might be a murderer I would walk up to them asking "hey, are you a murder?"

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