Smooth move Ex-lax! How exactly do you confuse your own father with a stranger? And where did you learn that throwing things at your parents was an acceptable response to anything? I think the true FML is for your folks, who have to put up with a sassy pants like you. Perhaps that's why daddy was late coming to get you?

be happy he wasn't your dad:) you can't get grounded

Spoilt brat! He's probably busy trying to earn a living so you can actually play soccer, go to school or even just provide a roof over your head!

Two things: first, you may need glasses second, good throw from a distance

Have you ever been hit in the face by a soccer ball? Yeah, it... doesn't really suck at all. Just stings a bit.

your not a very good soccer player...

well i hope you have better aim with your feet if you're gonna play soccer

I did somethin like that I was in the bathroom at the mall n I told my mom I need a tampon n she said she had 1 in her purse so I said ok n I walked into the bathroom n then called her name n I thought she didn't hear me so I was like mom give me the damn tampon hello she never came into the bathroom wit me she was standin outside the door I was yellin at some random woman

a soccer ball is should be played with your feet not your hand. that's why you fail!

On your head son!