Miscellaneous: Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night...

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

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By so bored -__- - 25/02/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML

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By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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philzilla 1

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:34

Two things: first, you may need glasses second, good throw from a distance

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:13

You don't learn anything in soccer practice anyways...

Comments

VertigoSD 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:43

YDI for being a jackass!

SGMperth 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:23

everyone stop being so serious. that ***** funny

Evii_fml 5

Friday 22 October 2010 1:59

Hahaha This Shit Is Funny.!

FruitSalad4225 0

Friday 22 October 2010 3:14

I'm gonna have to call "fake/gay" on this one. All of these things fit together in *just* the wrong way. This sounds about as likely as taping a pocket knife to a boomerang and losing a limb.

zakkyzebra 11

Friday 22 October 2010 3:29

71, of course she does. don't you see her mouth and chest herpes?

angel55033 12

Friday 22 October 2010 4:54

you sound like a jealous spouse, overreact jump to conclusions and do something stupid

XDBrittany1228 0

Friday 22 October 2010 5:31

YDI for having sucky aim.

cawkmonster 0

Friday 22 October 2010 5:35

You deserve it just for even thinking of interrupting your father from scoring some fresh snapper. Let the man get his beaver

BestestMama 6

Friday 22 October 2010 6:14

aha omg its fml , who cares its funny as **** . i would've been weak if i did that. hoping it was my dad tho. yu people need to calm yur asses . good fml :]