By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML
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sndc_fml tells us more.

sndc_fml 0

I am the OP and... 1) whoever said it earlier... I am doing the P90X ab ripper 2) I also have been running 2 miles nearly every other day 3) I have also been going to the gym and taking supplements 4) I'm not fat at all, in fact very skinny 5) This was the girl I liked 6) yes, I squished her back

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repyourcliche 0

oh yes, WE are retarded for not being able to speak cretin...

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Jincos 0

BowFlex doesn't work! Flab is flab.

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Danny_Boii 0

Just to let you no you cant just work on your abs and expect them to just show.. Having abs is about having a good diet, just google it.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Oh good, 'cause she sounds like lots of fun, so I'm sure the squishing back won you points. And no, I'm not being sarcastic. I like to poke people too.

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darkshadow_fml 0

Keep at it dude. Im starting work on my abs/chest starting this week. I dont expect much results in the next month. Plus, you cant do it daily. you gotta let them rest too

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flashlight23 0

You get abs by eating right, you need a low body fat percentage. Working your abs will just give you stronger muscles not definition.

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anil6057 0

I don't understand how a story who was insulted by his ab work by a girl poking them and saying squish would be a memorial to someone who died on September 11th. if this was posted on September 12 and someone had said something like "lol fail" would that have been appropriate. and what the hell us with "hats off dude" do we really have to do that hats off bullshit all the time. are we doing it so that the dead persons spirit can kiss the top if our heads or something stupid like that?

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friscobuff 0

YDI FOR BEING A DESPERATE MACHO!

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mattmag 0

So beat her up with your new bulging muscles in a fit of steroid-induced rage!

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mysecondskin 0

whatevs, i like a man with a bit of chub, its cute!

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teuscherchoklit 0

Don't be discouraged, that sounds like something my friend emmy would do, abs or not.

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