By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML
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I am the OP and... 1) whoever said it earlier... I am doing the P90X ab ripper 2) I also have been running 2 miles nearly every other day 3) I have also been going to the gym and taking supplements 4) I'm not fat at all, in fact very skinny 5) This was the girl I liked 6) yes, I squished her back

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repyourcliche 0

oh yes, WE are retarded for not being able to speak cretin...

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cruddy 0

honestly, everyone is going to have a little squish. and maybe that was just her reaction to poking people. im sure it was nothing personal,

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capthavoc123 0

20 minutes isn't enough. Also, just working on abs is pointless. If you want to look toned, you need to work on your entire upper body, and you need to eat less so there's no fat on top of the muscle.

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justjayit 0

That could be flirting - you might think it's an insult, but the fact that she's comfortable enough with it to lightly joke around might say something. There's also a lot of touching in flirting, so keep your eye on her.

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PunxsatownyPhil 0

Even so, 1000 reps would take 50 minutes of _non-stop_ sit-ups with 20 sit-ups a minute. Can YOU do that?

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medfly 2

no offense, but 20 sit ups a minute is very little. it's hardly exercise any more. anyway, if you can do 1000 repetitions in anything, then the exercise is too easy, and you should probably try to make it harder. whether your muscles show is mostly about fat percentage, which is why most fit females don't have abs - females tend to have a higher fat percentage.

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Intoxicunt 5

You should have rammed a finger into her skull and said, "Empty!"

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addyclaire 0

Its called a joke. Some girls flirt when they do that. Dumb ass.

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hellFighter 0

you should do like an hour a day, 20 min does nothing. YDI

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