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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 01:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML

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By brandiboobarry - 29/11/2010 06:01

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 20:46 - United States

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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Saturday 29 December 2012 5:19

You should return the favor....with rocks

FlamingTacos 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:15

Time to use A LOT of makeup there

Comments

TheDeafWalrus 8

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:16

BOOM! Headshot!

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:28

And to think she was paying good money for head shots.

Sly_Assassin 11

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:24

I hope you beat the crap out of him. Sorry OP

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:26

Just remember beauty fades. Stupid is forever.

capnbzarr 43

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:30

Engage the services of an expert cosmetic surgeon, posthaste.

nikkipettyfer 24

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:40

What agency? Im at Wilhelmina and my portfolio coated $1500. I feel for you...

simoncat 11

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:45

Use Vitamin E, cocoa butter and aloe Vera - it might not scar.

CoDHater 9

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:51

It should heal and be gone after a week or 2. If there is a scar, I'm pretty sure that there are ways to make the scar disappear.

SircalebS 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 7:05

lol that sucks. I'm sure the agency is going to understand though in the meeting.

Kiyda 11

Saturday 29 December 2012 7:11

That is not funny at all. You are screwed.

Mikeskinner 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 7:32

Oh my god... I.. I am so sorry OP. I'm trying to get in the industry as well. I know your pain. Oh my god... I'm so sorry. :( my heart goes out to you!