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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 01:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML

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By brandiboobarry - 29/11/2010 06:01

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 20:46 - United States

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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howdeedoo 22

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:19

You should return the favor....with rocks

FlamingTacos 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:15

Time to use A LOT of makeup there

Comments

SPRKY 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 7:41

Right in the face!

zeldafrettchen 1

Saturday 29 December 2012 9:24

what a little shit. make him choose between paying for the photoshoot or paying for your stitches.

IcemistDragon 20

Saturday 29 December 2012 9:51

I hope he at least got grounded...=/

suckstobehuman 10

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:47

real models don't spend money on portfolios making themselves look good, they just look damn good anyway and get scouted.

paulpings 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 13:21

Katie price has a huge gash too and she has made a fortune from her modeling career

buckdharma 36

Saturday 29 December 2012 13:47

Lots of women have a huge gash and make out o.k. Snooki comes to mind.

sflomb 18

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:06

How nICE of him

Fmlano 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:12

what do you model, gloves?!

Needafarm 22

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:18

Are you really ripping off a "snickers" commercial?

redhedsaysrawr 18

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:30

Ice it so that so it doesn't swell, and apply a lot of Neosporin every day to help it heal faster.

Aregonde 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:34

Please don't let this keep you from pursuing your career. **** designers who think women are supposed to live in ten layers of bubble wrap. Being alive tends to leave a lot of marks.

charvisioku 22

Saturday 29 December 2012 16:07

On the plus side, you're incredibly lucky to get an offer! Congratulations! Depending on the modelling agency you should be fine anyway - your nose will heal, and even if there's a bit of a scar there's such a thing as make-up to deal with things like that. No professional model really looks the way she seems to on photos. They usually airbrush the shit out of them anyway. Don't let this get you down :)