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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By fmll - 17/12/2011 13:17 - Norway

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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haweb 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.

Anonanimal 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:11

Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there

Comments

Sessee 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 1:44

That's like cheating on Katy Perry with Paris Hilton. ****** up. OP, your boyfriend's a retard. Especially if you look like Katy Perry.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 1:59

Ah, I see. So if a girl has anything less than a C cup, she's considered as worthless as Paris Hilton. Reconsider your values.

plexico 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:03

Hey, what's going on with my comment #98 in response to Witchcraft's #95 and mercy's #93? You see it, you don't see it, you see it, you don't see it. . . that's one of my funniest tricks. It's a real tickler! Don't worry about your height, Toxi, I'll lend you my stilts for most of the show. I'll need them back at the end for the finale -- you've never seen juggling like that!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:04

Aw, me either. *mental edit to "older"*

ladiesman14 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:27

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DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:50

You sure seem like a puss if you can't take any blood. I am not surprised you like to play bottom. Also, 9 inches? You got a penis extension? Damn boy, you sad.