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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By fmll - 17/12/2011 13:17 - Norway

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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haweb 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.

Anonanimal 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:11

Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there

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sfgfan10 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:01

he wouldn't be handing it to you if he was cheating, he'd have checked it first. it must be from a previous girlfriend or something.

Noah_h 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:01

true dat small is better but not too small

michellechuuu 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:24

what's up with boobs?! boobs this boob that.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:53

Boobs? Well, you boobs, boobs are boobs and when boobs boobs the boobs get pretty boobs if you know what I boobs. AMIRITE, BOOBS!?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 8:02

DameGreyWulf speaks the truth.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:47

XD Ah yes, Plexico. The tables have turned.

ifreakingsparkle 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 15:54

um excuse me kaleid0scope. i wear a size eight jeans. i am in NO way obese. i wear a ******* size D bra. so shut your ******* mouth. an honestly, real men dont care just about weight and looks.

user1063 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:10

Size eight is pretty big. Hell, even size two is huge. I wish more stores would carry sizes under 2, but they don't. and I'm not even anorexic.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:34

... Are you by chance a broom pole? Size 2 isn't big... where the hell have YOU been shopping? Also, don't forget upper sizes don't always mean fat. If she has a D bra, for some reason I'm inclined to believe she might have wider hips too.

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:50

hey.HEY YOU, Miss-I'm-A-*******-Toothpick! Stfu. kthx. Just cuz you still shop at ******* Baby Gap doesn't mean a size two is huge...(HUGE, REALLY??) Or a size 8. Honestly, if I were you, I wouldn't be so proud of being a stick figure. It's not attractive.

falcon2012 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:43

even though that chick is being a bitch and size two isnt big, there are a ton of girls out there including me who are naturally skinny and cant do a thing about it. i've tried to gain weight since seventh grade and i just can't, i used to spend all my time eating just because dumb bitches would make fun of me and i never gained a pound. and my friends are still suprised that i eat so much and im as skinny as i am. dont ****** knock all skinny girls just cause one is being a bitch on fmylife. my god. so stop saying its not attractive. i for one think all body types are beautiful whether stick skinny or fat. if its you its you and it fit who you are.

falcon2012 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:46

even though that chick is being a bitch and size two isnt big, there are a ton of girls out there including me who are naturally skinny and cant do a thing about it.im size zero and thats a step up from what i used to be when i was younger. i've tried to gain weight since seventh grade and i just can't, i used to spend all my time eating just because dumb bitches would make fun of me and i never gained a pound. and my friends are still suprised that i eat so much and im as skinny as i am. dont ****** knock all skinny girls just cause one is being a bitch on fmylife. my god. so stop saying its not attractive. i for one think all body types are beautiful whether stick skinny or fat. if its you its you and it fit who you are.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 16 October 2009 0:16

Falcon2012 wins. Some people just have really high metabolism and can't help it. I was eighty-four pounds when I was thirteen. It took me eight years to gain thirty pounds.

diablonegro 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:30

ifreakingsparkle,I would beg to differ. Us guys are visual creatures,so looks do matter. Tho ofcourse,looks arnt everything.:)

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:31

Or perhaps your BF accidentally gave you his man-bra. xD

ndbmjmmmc 1

Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:01

this isn't an FML you jerk . at least he bought you underwear , and guys aren't the best to judge bra sizes . it's not like they wear them themselves . stop being a whingey little bitch and swap the bra back at the store .