Transportation: Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out,...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By always-the-responsible-one - 03/01/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By dee - 10/12/2011 10:14 - United States

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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miamullins 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:18

you did him a favour so therefor you should make him clean it up... I know I would.......

xuthdude 0

Monday 5 July 2010 5:45

dude thats not even funny.^^^^^^^

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hotjewgrl101 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:24

Yea really! Or make him feel really bad about it l8er

Shyman4ever 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:34

Wow fyl but you shouldn't have picked him up if you knew he was on the montains

rraaee 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:34

I pick my boyfriends sister and friends up all the time. they all have to scrub my car clean of silly string.

mobius8 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:41

...how the hell do you take 2 days cleaning your car? I think the real FYL is "I have nothing better to do with my life than spend two days cleaning my car".

aback 4

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:43

And/or: make him ride in the trunk next time, since he's not housebroke.

chaddyd23 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:02

did he at least offer sex or something to pay for that.

BLNovelist 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:37

...his brother? Ewwww, incest much?

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:04

Not only does she have to clean her car again, or pay some one to clean it, if her brother was driving drunk in the mountains there's a chance he could have died =( fyl

maupa 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:05

At least you aint the brother, who would leave his brother on the ice. As far as this is FYL, I still admire you; as I know that my older brother wouldn't do that - in fact: he would most likely call 911 so they could bust me :) It's FYL, but on the other hand - I'd like to have a brother like you. Cheers!

ChasinParkedCars 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:09

Make him clean it with his toothbrush.

sharkshaveteeth 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:16

Depending on much the OP cares about their car, it can take a long ass time to wash it, clay bar it, wax it and then to do the interior as well. There are car enthusiasts who like doing this sort of thing, me being one of them! :-/. Sorry to the OP. FYL indeed, but it was nice of you to help your Brother out. I hope that he feels bad for what he has done and offers to pay to have it cleaned, just in case some got inside the panels and what not that you may not be able to get to yourself. Not to mention, they will have stronger chemicals and what not to hopefully help get the smell out quicker! Good Luck!