Transportation: Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out,...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By dee - 10/12/2011 10:14 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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miamullins 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:18

you did him a favour so therefor you should make him clean it up... I know I would.......

xuthdude 0

Monday 5 July 2010 5:45

dude thats not even funny.^^^^^^^

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itsnikk10 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:34

Broken down car and now a cleaning bill.. It's a sign. Don't drink and drive. Fyl

clarkson_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:06

my thoughts exactly! its good that the car died and not some person because of drinking and driving

DarthJeff 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:48

On the plus side, he's not dead.

HondaGirl2010 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:08

FYL indeed... Ugh... Make him pay to get it cleaned. You were kind enough to go get him, he should be kind enough to pay! Hope the smell comes out quickly. =/

randomxtremely 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:51

make him clean it

notredamegirl94 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:13

I hope it doesnt smell anymore!

rnorman1 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:59

...and this is why we can't have nice things.

jaredjc51 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:13

Shouldn't have picked him up?! It's much better to have a dirty truck than a dead brother--or one in jail for manslaughter... It's probably a good thing that his truck died, although it does stink that he made your truck dirty. Don't drive drunk.

BLNovelist 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:39

Honestly, I probably wouldn't have picked him up. Why? If he was that drunk he never should have been driving to start with. Call me from the bar for a ride? That's one thing. Calling me from up a mountain because the car died? No.