Kids: Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little...

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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DividableByZero 11

Sunday 11 August 2013 9:51

FYL for having a niece that watches people shower

BeccaHugs 17

Sunday 11 August 2013 9:55

Even though they sound quite young, both of those kids need to be taught lessons about privacy and appropriateness.

Comments

TheModernPatriot 14

Sunday 11 August 2013 15:36

How old are those kids?

brandoneyez1 25

Sunday 11 August 2013 16:17

Show it nephew that he has boobs. Just explain

Hutch1965 6

Sunday 11 August 2013 17:02

I wanna see them, too. ;-)

dunicha 20

Sunday 11 August 2013 17:03

This would be hilarious if the niece and nephew were in their twenties.

hntandjlt 8

Sunday 11 August 2013 17:10

Sorry about no privacy but how did u not know she was in there?

hazardmuffin 21

Sunday 11 August 2013 20:22

Do you not know what "hiding" is?

tonychess 10

Sunday 11 August 2013 17:30

I feel your nephews pain

hellphone_fml 37

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:08

Op I know your pain, my cousin is obsessed with boobs (shes going to be 18) and at any chance she grabs mine or pulls up my shirt to compare.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:38

That is very ******* creepy for an almost 18 year old, it would make sense for a kid though...

thewife5 19

Sunday 11 August 2013 23:16

I'm hopping she meant 18 month old... If not... Super creepy indeed!

NickACD 27

Sunday 29 November 2015 5:24

Well if you have more luck with guys than she does I'd probably want to know if you were that much better than I am. Mainly so I wouldn't be inviting you drinks when I was trying to pick up guys