Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped...

By Dan1021 - 04/02/2012 19:31 - France

Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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TomFantastic 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:01

Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P

Aregonde 15

Friday 5 February 2010 2:02

Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.

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samantha_durano 6

Friday 5 February 2010 2:54

aww, that's so sweet. but that's really gay she did that :(

Shesonfire94 2

Friday 5 February 2010 2:57

What was the present?

stereotype_eater 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:59

Give the gift to me, I'd appreciate it.

hayleyd2012 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:01

I don't think spending $400 makes you attached but it does make you dumb to spend that much. I mean people who are married don't even spend that much. Wait! if it was a purse then that's explainable. Oh and #21 your stupid because even if vday isn't REAL it's still a celebrated holiday and your just not a loving person then :p no offense lol

fruitytootie 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:04

how long have you been with this girl? that really does suck! hey, I'm single lol.

TheLetterZero 7

Friday 5 February 2010 3:05

Spending $400 on a lame holiday? YDI.

rabidgoon 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:09

...thus proving her point.

HarrietPotter 1

Friday 5 February 2010 3:24

I'm sorry that she broke up with you and I'm sorry that you lost that much money for nothing, but seriously man, that's a lot of money to spend for Valentine's Day.